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ID: 1024973 Donator (12 days) [] [West Side]
Status: Citizen
Gang: Syndicate Of Destruction (Token Manager)
Married: Dock s250k (255 days)
Last Active: 3/13 06:29.06 PM
Age: 2 years, 120 days
Respect: Freddy Krueger [-113,010,102]
Level: 607
Money: $5
Tired: Awake
Life: Unconscious/296,758
Record: 89,603 fights [Win/Lost: 12,469/77,134] (14%)
Last Won: MarsJRNL -4s+4r=1.5m-
Last Lost: iR0©k
Education: University
MB Posts: 4,587

Personal Journal
• Mar 08 - Yosh
• Mar 05 - Troublemakers
• Feb 22 - Dak
• Feb 21 - Prepaids
• Feb 17 - Asakura
• Jan 30 - Sons of Anarchy
• Jan 05 - Genocide
• Jan 04 - Stifler
• Dec 28 - Triz
• Dec 21 - Area of Honor


Friend Comment
3/11 04:33.20 PM
Okay there you occultist!
3/11 04:31.13 PM
Combo break my ass. There's daggers in your sig!
3/09 08:57.13 AM
[lotto=295] Xorbi's Lotto[/lotto]

If you're feeling lucky ;)
3/08 02:17.01 AM
Drinking: 500

I did it! I did it!!! I finally fucking did it :D
3/02 09:23.34 AM
A drunk in a bar barfs all over his shirt. "Damn," he says. "I puked on my shirt again. If the wife finds out, she's gonna kill me."

"Not to worry," says the bartender as he sticks a $20 bill in the drunk's pocket. "Just tell her someone puked on you and gave you some cash to cover the cleaning bill."

So the drunk goes home and tells his wife about the guy who puked on him. She reaches into his pocket and finds two twenties. "Why are there two twenties?" she asks.

The drunk replies, "Ummm, yeah... he crapped in my pants, too."
2/28 08:58.18 PM
Thanks :)

Not sure I should be happy for being here 4 years.
2/26 06:51.37 AM
Lots of <3 for you Mr. Smexy
2/24 07:24.46 PM
Very nice,gratz on 600:D
2/22 06:16.16 AM

When a hobo reaches L600 ...

He becomes a sexy muddah! Kinda like turning into a Vampire.
People just have no willpower when they come across a Vampire.
;)

2/22 05:36.44 AM
Congrats on 601 you smexy thing!!!<3