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10 Reasons to Date an Engineer Friday, February 08, 2008 at 10:22 AM 10.) They have a large learning potential. 9.) They know all dynamics of relative motion. 8.) They know the benefits of friction & velocity. 7.) They are trained to do it right the first time. 6.) They can go all night without a hint of fatigue. 5.) They do it to specifications. 4.) They know its not the length of the vector that counts, but how they apply the force. 3.) They have a large earning potential 2.) They specialize in experimentation. 1.) They know the right hand rule |
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Friday, February 08, 2008 at 9:22 PM 10 reasons NOT to...... 1. T-shirt and jeans are their formal dress. Hot dog and a six-pack is their seven-course meal. 2. The only social life known of is to post and talk on the net. 3. Flames like a monster and speaks like a pussycat. 4. Works from 6:30am to 7:30pm daily. No morning kisses and no evening walks. 5. No matter how hard you cry and how loud you yell, he just sits there calmly discussing your emotion in terms of mathematical logic. 6. Only listens to classic rock. Hates everything from Bach to Prince. 7. Touches his car more often than you. 8. Talks in acronyms. 9. Can't leave that damn pencil off his ear for a minute. 10. Will file a divorce if you call him in the middle of debugging. |
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Friday, February 08, 2008 at 9:56 PM And whist we are on the subject... Top 10 Reasons to Date a Dancer 1. We know all the positions 2. We have perfect technique, good rhythm, and great hip rotation 3. We're used to having bruises on our knees 4. We're used to performing in minimal amounts of clothing 5. We're perfectionists: we'll keep going until we hit it 6. We can shake it like no other 7. After a quick intermission we're ready to go at it again 8. We don't mind getting hot and sweaty 9. We're not as delicate and fragile as we look 10. One word - FLEXIBLE |
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Saturday, February 09, 2008 at 4:02 AM Those reasons NOT to date an engineer are all sweeeping generalizations and stereotypes! 
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Saturday, February 09, 2008 at 5:30 AM As are the reasons for! But hey, stereotypes don't come from no where! Also, I see nothing against dating a dancer... Stig > Grizz |
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Saturday, February 09, 2008 at 5:53 AM Falso Grizz > Stig. The only six-pack I got got is in these abs! And 3 or 4 in the fridge
I got nothing at all against dancers! Cept all the ones I know are crazy  |
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Saturday, February 09, 2008 at 5:38 AM Hey, I no crazy 
You see all of the 10 points about dancers? You know you loves it! |
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Saturday, February 09, 2008 at 5:52 AM I do loves it
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Sunday, February 15, 2009 at 3:45 AM I'm thinking about majroing in Mechanical Engineering =/ |
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