If you play too much (Public)

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If you play too much (Public)
Sunday, June 07, 2009 at 4:42 AM

If you play Hobowars too much... (Belongs to |MÅ| shogz, got it from Fun & Games board or something)

You actually play RPSLS.

You move out of your house and start looking for adventures.

Every short guy you see you ask if his name is Milo.

You ask your family for a coffee soaked mop for Christmas.

You go to a McDonalds and ask for a Double-Double.

And when they tell you that there's no such thing you say "Fine then, I'll have the Single-Single".

When no-one listens to you you get angry and yell "bump!"

And when still no one listens you say "fail" and walk away sadly.

You have a dart board with Andy's face on it.

You tried to level that rat that lives in your basement.

You actually drank rat poison in hopes of seeing a Ballerina Rat.

Obviously in the end you actually did see a Ballerina Rat.

you have $15,000,000 in your piggybank, no, wait, you're just rich...

You have tried putting 150 walkmans, 340 pink lawn flamingos, 10 brown suitcases, 8 BBQ grill an the magna carta in a backpack.

And you really know you play HoboWars too much when at your lunch break you take a bite of your sandwich and yell "Plus 2 INT!!!"


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