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Monday, December 31, 2007 at 4:24 PM ~AoH~Kerry Underwood ▲SY&Unknown▼ ۶fear the gnome § ۶cvlooney [AoH] Jim Carrey ~£Ŏ~ HoneyBee™ ~M~[AoH] dißø {AoH} Hugh Hefner weak and powerless 4/13 05:00.02 PM Shopping cart racing: You've come 8th in the race [ID: 63558] and won 175 tokens. (Gained 0.025 skill points) a●h Current class: 1 First Places: 4 Second Places: 4 Third Places: 9 Class Points: 100 Twas the night before Christmas as I sat awake in bed nude, sad, and lonely. It was my first Christmas away from home. I had nothing and was too broke for hookers. My bed was made from cardboard and bubble wrap. It was covered in a pool of blood. I rolled over and began to get dressed, when I stepped on my dead roommate who was clutching a broken beer bottle. I push him out the window and go into the kitchen for my cheezy poofs. I opened the cupboard only to find out to my horror that my whole supply of cheezy poofs was gone. I found this very suspicious, as I had just bought a whole pack of them on sale over at Costco just a few days ago. It was then that I realized my roommate's death must be related to the cheezy poofs' disappearance. Having arrived at this obvious conclusion, I decided to forget about it and masturbate alone as I watched some porn. As I was watching this porn, which I thought was gonna be a three way (not the good kind) this girl never showed up to get between the two men. I immediately screamed in horror and ran out the room. While I ran screaming I collided into Andy dressed up as Santa with mysterious orange powder around his mouth and nose. Upon noticing this strange orange powder I asked him to join in watching the porn and masturbating. He responded by giving me a strange look and saying "Are you crazy?...of course I'll join you!" We proceed inside, when suddenly Andy pulls out his cellphone. "What are you doing? the best part is coming up." Andy Replies, "I was just calling a few friends, so we could have a circle jerk." We watch the porn in silence, while I try to remember what I needed to ask him, when suddenly Ruiner, Jesus, Hitler, Kanye West, Balrog, Slash, Juggs, George W. Bush, Sylvester Stallone, and Mancardless Man bust in the door. After the traditional cupping of the balls to greet each other, we go and get my dead roommates body. Because Andy thought it would make for a good weekend at Berny's sex scene, Ooooh gross. Then all of a sudden Cube busts in demanding money. We gave him some money and sent him on the glorious adventure to Costco to buy some more Cheesy Poofs for everyone. When Cube asks us for our keys to drive there, we demand he uses a sled pulled by retarded newbs with the front newb having a brown nose because he begs for money. Cube departs, and we begin setting up the scene. We argue for abit about where to film the necro-sex scene. We finally decide to Dance naked with a santa hat, while singing "Merry Christmas" to the body. We all strip down and start singing. Suddenly we hear footsteps on the roof. so we send the dead roommate up to see who it is. It's Malord!!! He hops down the chimney out of breath saying that he was being chased by some crazy fat guy in red and tells everyone to hide. So we... 1. listen to him and hide 2. slap malord and call him crazy 3. tell him we must first dance naked 4. ask him how the heck he got on the roof 5. other http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/133/sewer3nt9.png ۶snowcowman222 k-preg. mission 1 [x] Monday, June 25, 2007 at 3:39 PM Write a song about Kelly and me.(suggested by Kelly lol) post the song here. Replies (oldest first) [AoH] Hater۩de Tuesday, June 26, 2007 at 7:37 AM [x] Ooooo kelly and cowman What a couple So sweet to eachother And everyother The love in the air Is inside of you both Alone with the love of the gang You two are great And much apreceate  Let both of your hearts grow together more
[AoH] Hater۩de Tuesday, June 26, 2007 at 7:12 AM [x] i tried and i think it turned out good (somewhat) AOH Sasketaschwam! Tuesday, June 26, 2007 at 10:37 AM [x] can I post mine? ~AOH~KillerKelly Tuesday, June 26, 2007 at 11:07 AM [x] go ahead schwam. 
yours is funny ۶snowcowman222 Tuesday, June 26, 2007 at 12:41 PM [x] i wander how the song flows like how the music goes and all that good stuff*uses imagination* ۶snowcowman222 Tuesday, June 26, 2007 at 3:10 PM [x] hmmm...i wonder how many credits haterade is gonna get for being the only person to submit a song so far [AoH] Hater۩de Wednesday, June 27, 2007 at 6:08 AM [x] 
AOH Sasketaschwam! Wednesday, June 27, 2007 at 1:32 PM [x] She has a girlfriend now... by Reel big fish Remixed by Schwam (Didnt have to change much:lol she has a girlfriend now she has a girlfriend now she has a girlfriend now, she said "cow don't do no more for me" "you never loved him, like he wanted you to" "he loved you baby, thats why he always would moo?" she said she found someone who's gonna hold her hand she said she found someone who's gonna understand she don't need nobody to be her man she don't need nobody to be her man he never thought it would end like this just because he's got no tits he shaved his legs, he wore a bra he even cut his udders off for you... she has a girlfriend no Im not even in the contest, but I think I will win this round
AOH Sasketaschwam! Wednesday, June 27, 2007 at 1:21 PM [x] Linked to the real version of my song [AoH] Hater۩de Wednesday, June 27, 2007 at 1:39 PM [x] im glad your not compeating b/c you could win but mine was made up by myself not a song
[AoH] Hater۩de Wednesday, June 27, 2007 at 1:05 PM [x] that was funny [AoH] B1gPapa Wednesday, June 27, 2007 at 3:34 PM [x] Her name is kelly in her belly is i new baby she is ready to pop this song wont stop shes like pringles man just listen to the jingle my rhymes are tight dont be hatin' cuz im white u know u want a kid like me fun like me cool like me you will see after this round of musical sound i will be champ so crank up your amp listen to the bass points are the only thing to win this race *drops mic and walks off stage* haha sorry i had to idk i tried sorry i was trying to write a meaning full song but then there was a time limit so thats all i got hope u laughed Brentmas Wednesday, June 27, 2007 at 5:13 PM [x] While Kelly Gently weeps Kelly looks at you all, sees the love there that's sleeping while her cowman gently farts she looks at the floor, and she sees 3 ca-ans still her cowman gently farts I don't know why-y-y nobody told you, how to unplug cowman I don't know how-w-w cowman controlled you, he tied and whi-i-ipped you She looks at the world and notices the lack of points, while her cowman gently fartssss with every mistake she must surely be learning still her cowman gently farts I don't know how-w-w you were invited, no-one invite-ed you I don't know how -w-w you were converted, we stole your hobo-ette she looks from the city at the fight you are staging, while her cowman gently farts, cos I'm sitting here, tied up naked on a tree while her cowman gently fartssssssssssssssssss 
~AOH~KillerKelly Thursday, June 28, 2007 at 12:47 PM [x] I don't understand your song Blue
[AoH] B1gPapa Friday, June 29, 2007 at 8:51 AM [x] lol i look at my song then think of the movie 8 mile and laugh at myself ۶snowcowman222 Sunday, July 01, 2007 at 3:25 PM [x] Blue? where? AOH Sasketaschwam! Thursday, July 12, 2007 at 8:19 AM [x] Yeah Kelly, I think Brent is gonna be pissed you mistook him for blue Brentmas Sunday, July 22, 2007 at 8:17 AM [x] OMG Kelly 
How could you not understand the pouring emotion from my soul!! [slits-wrists] ~AOH~KillerKelly Saturday, August 04, 2007 at 9:46 AM [x] I ALWAYS mistake Brent for Blue...it wouldn't be the first time
~AOH~KillerKelly Monday, December 24, 2007 at 3:17 PM [x] I HAVE A CHILD NOW...YOU CAN DELETE THE JOURNAL
۶snowcowman222 Monday, December 24, 2007 at 6:26 PM [x] but i want to save the songs lol ~AOH~KillerKelly Thursday, December 27, 2007 at 1:40 PM [x] Fine...weirdo
۶snowcowman222 warp comments [x] Monday, December 04, 2006 at 2:34 PM 3 comments Friend Comment Jessica of [AoH] (R2K) 8/21 02:27.46 AM Ohh yeah now watch the ladies come pouring after seeing this!!!! [Delete] ▲BreñЪÑî×▼ 8/02 11:17.30 PM that's kinda disturbing.. [Delete] AoHKillerKelly 7/27 02:49.43 AM Oh yeah... That's wat ALL the girls r looking for these days. LOL Smushed faces r totally in! [Delete] ۶snowcowman222 Baby Bro. [x] Sunday, November 12, 2006 at 5:56 PM Gender: Male Name: William Date of Birth: Oct. 3rd, 2006 pic will come soon Replies (oldest first) ~AOH~KillerKelly Friday, November 17, 2006 at 10:19 AM [x] I hope hes a cutie! 
William... that's a nice name... Don't call him Will, just William... maybe Willy. I hope he's Asian! I don't know why but that would be funny! Although he probably is since oyu are... but anyways, is he?
۶snowcowman222 Friday, November 17, 2006 at 11:15 AM [x] well my mom is asian so that would be really weird if he wasn't...omg he is african american!!!!lol ~AOH~KillerKelly Sunday, November 19, 2006 at 10:41 AM [x] OMG!!!!! Well, at least that means he's gonna have a bigger.... Wait no, that might be racist... hmmmm... well ummm... yeah. Oh look, Adam Sandler! ~runs away~ |
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Saturday, January 19, 2008 at 12:05 PM wuts this all about? |
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Tuesday, January 22, 2008 at 4:28 PM Old Friends list ~AOH~KellyJean 389527 -kf- Styles (he quit.....shady-Co-leader of first gang) 53316 ۶no F in ferda 329963 ۶cvlooney 642757 [AoH] Freedoomer(quit...cool dude) 300406 HoneyBee™(quit...also from first gang) 420766 [AoH] Dibby Fresh 418674 AoH AzN Nerf(...lol sorta quit) 377422 |
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Saturday, January 26, 2008 at 11:13 AM styles returned and changed his name abrubtly |
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Monday, January 28, 2008 at 1:05 PM ɹǝzıʇ (129104) okay this i am pretty sure is my first gang leader assuming it is in fact the same Tizer |
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Monday, July 07, 2008 at 4:19 PM http://img.hobowars.com/fn_photos/l_987879_Unknown.gif |
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Tuesday, November 25, 2008 at 6:49 PM a●h cowman222 4/04 04:15.36 PM [X] I am strong...just not thick I can beat the bigger dudes in my school at arm wrestling...I don't get how I can't put on the weight Zbby 3/18 02:33.15 AM [X] all you have to do is get buff then youll be the whole package
c h r o m a. 1/22 05:06.43 PM [X] you're a cutie. a●h cowman222 1/07 11:50.15 AM [X] no braces...semi-shaved(only shaved down not up) I look uncomfortable... ۶Odo 4/26 04:37.05 PM [X] what's that fuzzy stuff under your nose?  Oh wait..that's supposed to be a mustache or something like that, right?
a●h cowman222 1/31 03:48.40 PM [X] not to sound even more creepy but that is what i was going for taking this pic...
Brent. 1/07 09:14.13 PM [X] I've heard that line before somewhere... Hmm |
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Thursday, January 22, 2009 at 8:03 AM a●h snowcowman222 quitting hobowarz [x] [edit] Journal Setting: Public Sunday, December 07, 2008 at 7:46 AM
I totally got you...again!!! Remind me why I can't leave. Replies (oldest first) ferda the gnome. Tuesday, December 09, 2008 at 7:35 AM [x] cause we love you long time. [AoH] CrazyGuy Monday, December 15, 2008 at 11:46 AM [x] Who's stopping you?
a●h snowcowman222 Tuesday, January 06, 2009 at 4:30 PM [x] all quitters do is give other people reasons to quit...I hate when people quit AoH Schwam Tuesday, January 20, 2009 at 6:39 PM [x] Im quitting. |
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Monday, February 09, 2009 at 3:09 PM twinjin
[AoH] Famous Wolluf and [AoH] toon1991 Welcome to AoH! First we would like you to toggle your stats so the gang can see them...(that way you can win monies for stat or level gains )
to do this, you go to... Living Area>More Info>- Account settings and profile>• Gang Settings>• Toggle>Select Everyone...or at least Gang Leaders and gang members with the "invite" permission.>Then click Update Settings... ...then your good.
Welcome again to the Gang! -This Message has been Brought to you by cowman222- If you need to message me for help linky to my profile: G-a●h cowman222(Noob Trainer) |
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